Welcome to your weekly dose of the weird and wonderful! This week, we've got a collection of stories that will make you scratch your head, chuckle, and maybe even double-check your skirting boards. From household pests to educational policies, prepare for some truly odd news.
Ants on the March? Try This Cheap Trick!
Are ants turning your kitchen into their personal picnic ground? Fear not! One expert recommends using a common 8p kitchen staple to deter these tiny invaders. "Early prevention is the best way to avoid an ant infestation," they advise. By acting early, you can save yourself from costly damage and a whole lot of frustration. Keep those ants at bay with this simple, budget-friendly solution!

A Homeowner's Plant Nightmare
Imagine the joy of moving into a new home, only to have it turn into a source of stress. That's exactly what happened to one unfortunate homeowner. A seemingly innocent little plant sprouted from the skirting board, but quickly escalated into a "nightmare." It's a reminder that even the smallest things can sometimes cause the biggest headaches!
Mirror, Mirror, Gone From the Wall
In a controversial move, a school headteacher has decided to ban mirrors from the school toilets. The reason? Pupils were reportedly spending too much time admiring themselves. Despite objections from parents and pupils, the headteacher defends the decision, arguing it's necessary to keep students focused on their studies. What do you think – a sensible solution or an overreaction?

Cardiff University's Linguistic Snafu
Cardiff University is facing criticism for its recent advice to students. One commentator described the "linguistic instructions" as a "farce," suggesting they are embarrassing and unhelpful. It's a reminder that even institutions of higher learning can sometimes get their knickers in a twist when it comes to communication.

And finally, in more somber news, a man was tragically killed in a solo-vehicle crash on Highway 101 in San Jose. The collision occurred on Monday afternoon between Tully Road and Capitol Expressway. Our thoughts are with the victim's family and friends during this difficult time.
That's all for this week's roundup of odd news. Stay tuned for more bizarre stories next week!